About

ZeBanana is one person with strong opinions about adult AI tools and a low tolerance for fake privacy claims. I read the Terms of Service so you don't have to. I test the free tiers. I synthesize what the rest of the internet is saying and tell you when they're wrong.

When I get paid access to something, I'll say so. When I'm working from third-party sources, I'll say that too. That's the deal.

— Stub. More coming.